180 Hilarious Jokes and One-Liners about Richmond, BC

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  1. Why did the seagull move to Richmond? It heard the seafood was fresh and the parking was free!
  2. Richmond’s traffic is so slow, even the geese on No. 3 Road are faster.
  3. I went to the Richmond Night Market for dinner—now I need a second job to afford it.
  4. Richmond has two seasons: “Rain” and “Rain With A Side of Construction.”
  5. They say Richmond drivers are the best... at testing your patience.
  6. The SkyTrain in Richmond is amazing. It’s the only train that’s always “running late, but still right on time.”
  7. Tried parking in Steveston last weekend. I’ve seen tighter spaces in my jeans after Christmas dinner.
  8. Richmond is the only place where the sushi rolls might actually be fresher than the air.
  9. Someone told me Richmond is an island. I thought, “That explains why everyone’s stranded in traffic!”
  10. Why did the sushi chef move to Richmond? He wanted to be where the rice is right.
  11. Richmond’s weather forecast: cloudy, with a 90% chance of bubble tea.
  12. I visited a Richmond parking lot the other day. Some call it chaos; I call it free entertainment.
  13. No. 5 Road is known for its temples. No. 3 Road is known for testing your faith.
  14. Why don’t they need speed bumps in Richmond? The potholes do the job just fine.
  15. Richmond is where you can buy mango mochi and Maseratis on the same block.
  16. My GPS in Richmond has only one instruction: “Recalculating.”
  17. What’s Richmond’s official bird? The drone delivering bubble tea.
  18. I tried to count the bubble tea shops in Richmond. I gave up when I realized they multiply faster than rabbits.
  19. Richmond’s sidewalks are so flat, even a pancake feels insecure.
  20. What do Richmond and IKEA have in common? You’ll always leave with more than you planned.
  21. I joined a Richmond running club. It’s mostly just dodging tourists in Steveston.
  22. Richmond’s motto should be: “Why rush? The red light will catch you anyway.”
  23. Steveston is beautiful, but if you’re not there by 8 a.m., forget parking; just swim to the docks.
  24. Richmond: where your Uber driver shows up in a Lamborghini.
  25. Why are the fish in Steveston so happy? They get to live in the most expensive neighborhood!
  26. Richmond’s car dealerships have more luxury cars than Hollywood movie sets.
  27. The Richmond Night Market is where your wallet goes to diet.
  28. Richmond’s most popular sport? Parallel parking in a compact spot.
  29. I tried taking a shortcut through Richmond. Now I’m just taking a tour.
  30. Richmond: where every street name is a number, and yet you still get lost.
  31. I saw a Maserati at a Tim Hortons in Richmond. Nothing says “luxury” like a double-double.
  32. Richmond’s house prices are so high, even Monopoly players feel broke.
  33. Went to a Richmond bubble tea shop. They asked if I wanted pearls. I thought, “Not unless I can pawn them!”
  34. The Richmond weather app should just say: “Don’t bother with an umbrella; you’ll forget it anyway.”
  35. Richmond’s farmers market is amazing. It’s the only place where kale and cash flow compete.
  36. I tried to learn tai chi at Minoru Park, but I kept getting distracted by the ducks.
  37. Richmond’s roads are so bumpy, my car now qualifies as a lowrider.
  38. Richmond real estate agents are like magicians. They make your savings disappear!
  39. Richmond drivers are special. They signal with their hearts, not their turn signals.
  40. I went to Richmond for lunch. Now I need to run a marathon to burn off the calories.
  41. Richmond’s parking signs are so confusing, they might as well say, “Good luck!”
  42. Why don’t people jaywalk in Richmond? They’re already scared enough on the crosswalk.
  43. Richmond is where “rice cooker” isn’t just an appliance; it’s a way of life.
  44. I tried to explain Richmond traffic to a friend. Now they think I’m describing a horror movie.
  45. Richmond drivers don’t merge; they just close their eyes and hope for the best.
  46. Why did the chicken cross the road in Richmond? It’s a mystery, because it never made it through traffic.
  47. Richmond’s farmers market sells everything—except parking spaces.
  48. If you can parallel park in Richmond, you deserve a gold medal.
  49. Richmond’s air is so clean, even the seagulls cough less.
  50. I told my GPS to avoid tolls in Richmond. It said, “You mean the entire city?”
  51. Why do Richmond sushi chefs make great friends? They’re always on a roll.
  52. Richmond Night Market: where you spend $50 to eat $5 worth of food.
  53. Richmond roads are like life: full of twists, turns, and unexpected delays.
  54. Richmond: where “No. 1 Road” is more like “No Way This Is Moving.”
  55. Why is Richmond the best place to own a drone? It’s the only way to find parking.
  56. Richmond drivers don’t believe in speed limits—they believe in suggestions.
  57. Richmond’s weather is like a sushi roll: you never know what you’re biting into.
  58. I love Richmond; it’s where you can eat dumplings while dreaming about a million-dollar condo.
  59. Richmond traffic teaches patience—or at least how to fake it.
  60. Richmond is so flat, even the Earth gets self-conscious.
  61. The best part of the Richmond Night Market? Leaving before the parking lot fight starts.
  62. Richmond houses are so expensive, Monopoly banned them from the game board.
  63. Why did the duck move to Steveston? For the quack real estate deals.
  64. Richmond drivers have one rule: “Blinkers are for quitters.”
  65. Richmond bubble tea shops are like Starbucks: one on every corner.
  66. Richmond’s favorite pastime? Complaining about No. 3 Road.
  67. If you survive Richmond traffic, you can survive anything.
  68. Richmond has the best sushi in the world—and the longest lines to prove it.
  69. Why do Richmond cyclists look so happy? They don’t have to deal with traffic!
  70. I tried jogging in Richmond. Now I’m stuck behind a group of tourists.
  71. Richmond drivers don’t tailgate—they just like to read your bumper stickers up close.
  72. Why do Richmond’s fish markets do so well? They’re reeling in customers!
  73. Richmond’s weather is so unpredictable, even the ducks carry umbrellas.
  74. Went to a Richmond open house. The price was so high, I left with a nosebleed.
  75. Richmond’s street names are all numbers, but somehow I still can’t count on finding my way.
  76. I tried to use Google Maps in Richmond. It told me to “find inner peace and try again.”
  77. Richmond Night Market has amazing food, but I’m still recovering from the line for fried squid.
  78. Richmond drivers don’t honk their horns—they conduct symphonies of frustration.
  79. Richmond is so multicultural, even the geese are bilingual.
  80. Richmond’s real estate is so exclusive, even Monopoly players feel left out.
  81. Why did the crab move to Steveston? It couldn’t resist the waterfront property.
  82. Richmond: where the seafood is fresh, and so are the drivers.
  83. Parking in Richmond is like finding a unicorn—you’ve heard it’s possible, but you’ve never seen it.
  84. Richmond’s sushi restaurants are so good, I don’t even mind the wasabi tears.
  85. I asked for directions in Richmond. The answer was, “Just follow the traffic.”
  86. Why are Richmond roads so confusing? It’s a test to see if you deserve the sushi.
  87. Richmond is so flat, even a pancake would feel jealous.
  88. The ducks at Minoru Park are so used to humans, they probably have their own Instagram accounts.
  89. Richmond drivers are so fast, they don’t need express lanes—they are the express lane.
  90. Why did the oyster move to Richmond? For the “pearl” of a lifestyle.
  91. Richmond is the only place where you can get lost on a numbered street grid.
  92. No. 3 Road isn’t just a street; it’s an adventure in patience.
  93. Richmond’s sushi is so fresh, the fish swim up to your table.
  94. What’s Richmond’s favorite dessert? Bubble tea with a side of Instagram likes.
  95. I tried to park in Steveston. Three hours later, I’m still looking.
  96. Richmond traffic is like a slow cooker—it takes forever, but eventually, you’ll get there.
  97. The Richmond Night Market is where your dreams come true—and your wallet goes empty.
  98. Richmond is so multicultural, even the pigeons have passports.
  99. Richmond’s real estate market is so hot, it’s basically the city’s fourth season.
  100. Why did the goose cross the road in Richmond? To prove it was faster than the cars.
  101. Richmond is where the food is hot, but the real estate market is hotter.
  102. No. 5 Road should be renamed “Temple Row” or “Test Your Patience Boulevard.”
  103. Richmond drivers are like magicians—they can turn a red light into an art form.
  104. The only thing faster than Richmond traffic is the speed at which bubble tea shops open.
  105. Richmond’s weather forecast is simple: rain, rain, and maybe some more rain.
  106. Why did the sushi roll move to Richmond? It couldn’t resist the sea breeze.
  107. Richmond’s farmers market is great, but the parking is its own survival game.
  108. If Richmond had a national sport, it would be standing in line at the Night Market.
  109. Richmond’s geese are so bold, they don’t fly south—they just take over the parks.
  110. Richmond: where even the crosswalk lights take their sweet time.
  111. Why don’t Richmond drivers use turn signals? It’s a closely guarded secret.
  112. Richmond is where you can eat dumplings for breakfast, lunch, and dinner—and still want more.
  113. Richmond drivers love the thrill of merging lanes without signaling—it’s like a daily rollercoaster ride.
  114. The Richmond Night Market is like Disneyland for food lovers, minus the FastPass.
  115. Richmond’s favorite drink? Bubble tea with extra patience for the wait.
  116. I tried jogging on the Richmond dike trail. I’m still stuck behind a group of cyclists.
  117. Richmond drivers don’t race; they just accelerate emotionally.
  118. Richmond’s real estate is so pricey, even Monopoly can’t afford it.
  119. Why did the salmon move to Steveston? For the waterfront vibes.
  120. Richmond’s favorite holiday? Lunar New Year—because who doesn’t love fireworks and food?
  121. Richmond is the only place where bubble tea delivery might beat your Amazon Prime package.
  122. Tried to count all the sushi restaurants on No. 3 Road—ran out of fingers, toes, and patience.
  123. Richmond traffic is so slow, snails have started protesting.
  124. They say Richmond has four seasons: rain, rain, rain, and more rain.
  125. What’s the fastest thing in Richmond? The person grabbing the last dumpling.
  126. Richmond’s house prices are so high, even the birds are taking out mortgages for nests.
  127. Why did the cyclist love Richmond? No hills, no sweat, no problem.
  128. Richmond drivers signal so rarely, when it happens, people think it’s a light show.
  129. Steveston is the only place where the fish are fresher than your social media captions.
  130. Richmond’s parking lots are like battle zones, but with shopping carts instead of tanks.
  131. Why do Richmond restaurants always have long lines? It’s the city’s cardio plan.
  132. Richmond drivers are so skilled, they can park a tank in a compact spot—sideways.
  133. Richmond Night Market is the only place where “just one more skewer” turns into 10 plates.
  134. They should make Richmond real estate prices into a horror movie—nothing’s scarier than that.
  135. Why do Richmond residents love umbrellas? They double as rain shields and parking spot markers.
  136. Richmond is where turn signals are mythical creatures—rumored, but rarely seen.
  137. The only thing scarier than Richmond house prices? Trying to parallel park near Steveston.
  138. Why did the bubble tea go to Richmond? To find its soulmate... tapioca pearls.
  139. Richmond traffic is like tofu—bland, slow, and always stuck in the same place.
  140. Richmond’s favorite mode of transportation? The patient pedestrian shuffle.
  141. Why did the fish love Steveston? It finally felt like it belonged.
  142. Richmond’s sushi is so good, even the rice is applauding.
  143. They say Richmond real estate never sleeps—it’s too busy giving people nightmares.
  144. The Richmond Night Market is proof you can’t have too much food—or too long a line.
  145. Richmond’s geese don’t fly away—they own the parks now.
  146. If you want to test your patience, just drive down No. 3 Road during rush hour.
  147. Richmond’s roads are so confusing, even Google Maps gets lost.
  148. Why did the dumpling start a business in Richmond? It knew it’d always be in hot demand.
  149. Richmond drivers think roundabouts are speed challenges—one loop, full throttle.
  150. Steveston’s seafood is so fresh, the fish practically jump onto your plate.
  151. Richmond’s skyline is proof you can’t build up without driving prices up too.
  152. What’s Richmond’s national sport? Waiting in line at the Night Market.
  153. Richmond drivers are like jazz musicians—always improvising, rarely following the rules.
  154. Richmond’s bubble tea is so famous, even the tapioca has a fan club.
  155. I tried finding parking in Richmond once. Now I just take a bus everywhere.
  156. Richmond’s sushi is so good, even the chopsticks can’t stop clapping.
  157. Why did the bubble tea shop succeed in Richmond? It had more flavors than the city has traffic lights.
  158. Richmond’s weather is so consistent, even the rain checks the schedule.
  159. Richmond drivers never get lost—they just take “alternative routes.”
  160. No. 3 Road is like a video game: dodging cars, pedestrians, and occasional geese.
  161. Richmond’s real estate agents deserve gold medals—for selling square footage at diamond prices.
  162. Why did the bubble tea cup break up with the lid? It needed more space—like Richmond’s parking lots.
  163. Richmond is the only place where sushi delivery is faster than emergency services.
  164. Richmond’s geese are so confident, they don’t migrate—they gentrify.
  165. No. 3 Road isn’t a street; it’s a survival course for drivers.
  166. Richmond’s sushi chefs are so skilled, they can roll your hopes and dreams into seaweed.
  167. The Richmond Night Market is where your stomach’s dreams come true and your wallet disappears.
  168. Richmond drivers don’t wave thank you—they nod in the rearview mirror and hope for the best.
  169. Richmond’s bike lanes are so smooth, cyclists smile and drivers scowl.
  170. Why did the dumpling cross the road in Richmond? To get to the Night Market.
  171. Richmond’s bubble tea shops are like mushrooms—they pop up overnight and everywhere.
  172. Richmond is where you can eat around the world in one block.
  173. The Richmond dike trail is so scenic, even the ducks take selfies.
  174. Richmond drivers treat turn signals like confetti—only for special occasions.
  175. Richmond’s Night Market is proof you can never have too many skewers.
  176. If Richmond real estate was a stock, it’d be on the moon by now.
  177. Why did the sushi chef move to Richmond? For the rice lifestyle.
  178. Richmond’s weather is like its drivers: unpredictable but always moving forward.
  179. The only thing longer than Richmond’s traffic is the line for bubble tea.
  180. Richmond is proof you don’t need mountains to have a rollercoaster—just sit in traffic.

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