Here are 95 powersports-related jokes about ATVs, Side-by-Sides, Motorhomes, RVs, Trailers, Motorcycles, Dirt Bikes, and more:
- Why did the dirt bike break up with its rider?
It was tired of getting kicked around. - What do you call a motorcycle that’s always cold?
A chopper-chill. - Why don’t trailers ever get lonely?
They’re always hitching up with someone! - What’s a motorhome’s favorite music genre?
RV-thm and blues. - Why was the ATV always the life of the party?
It knows how to get things rolling! - Why did the motorcycle cross the road?
To get to the other ride. - How do you stop an ATV from charging?
Unplug the battery! - Why did the side-by-side get promoted?
It’s always a team player. - What do you call an RV that tells jokes?
A motor-humor-home. - Why was the dirt bike terrible at playing hide and seek?
It always leaves tracks! - What’s a motorcyclist’s favorite kind of exercise?
Wheelies. - Why don’t motorhomes ever tell secrets?
Too many windows! - What do you call a side-by-side that moonlights as a detective?
A dune-sleuth. - Why did the RV start a band?
It had great jam sessions at every stop! - How do ATVs apologize?
They say, “Sorry for spinning out of control!” - What did the dirt bike say after winning the race?
“Mud’s my favorite color!” - Why was the motorcycle bad at relationships?
It just couldn’t commit to one rider. - What’s an ATV’s favorite game?
Dirt tag—you’re it! - Why did the trailer go to therapy?
It had too much baggage. - What do you get when you cross a side-by-side with a lawnmower?
A cut above the rest! - Why don’t RVs ever lie?
They travel on the straight and narrow. - What’s a motorcycle’s favorite type of joke?
A wheely good pun! - Why was the ATV always in such a rush?
It’s got a lot of ground to cover. - How do you make a motorhome laugh?
Tell it a camping joke—it’s always a great setup! - What’s the side-by-side’s favorite food?
Trail mix. - Why do dirt bikes love the outdoors?
Because they’re tire-d of the pavement! - What’s an RV’s favorite holiday?
Camp-Thanksgiving. - Why did the motorcycle refuse to race?
It didn’t want to crash the party. - Why was the ATV bad at dancing?
It kept losing traction. - What did the trailer say to the truck?
“I’m just tagging along!” - Why did the dirt bike go to school?
To learn how to handle the bumps in life. - How do you know if an RV is telling the truth?
It always parks itself on facts. - Why was the side-by-side so good at conversations?
It could handle both sides of the story. - Why don’t motorcycles get lost?
They’ve got the drive to find their way. - What do ATVs and comedians have in common?
Both love to go off-track! - Why did the RV bring an umbrella to the campground?
In case it wanted a little "shade." - How does a dirt bike win an argument?
It never backs down from a “mud-slinging” contest! - Why do trailers make good friends?
They’re always willing to haul your problems away. - Why did the motorcycle become a motivational speaker?
It had a lot of drive and traction. - How do you organize an ATV race?
Line 'em up and let them tear it up! - What did the dirt bike say to the mountain?
“I’m ready to get dirty!” - Why don’t RVs ever get lost?
They always follow the camper’s compass. - Why did the side-by-side ace the test?
It knew all the right turns. - What do you call a motorhome in a talent show?
An RV-star! - Why did the ATV go to the doctor?
It had a case of “wheely bad” squeaks. - What did the motorcycle say when it hit a bump?
“That’s a bit of a shock!” - Why don’t dirt bikes ever tell jokes?
They’re afraid they’ll get "dusted off." - What’s an RV’s favorite board game?
Parking Monopoly. - Why was the side-by-side so confident?
It’s always ready for double the fun. - What do you get when you cross an RV with a WiFi router?
Camp-Net. - How do motorcycles get around town?
With two-tired determination. - What’s a dirt bike’s favorite workout?
A mud run. - Why did the ATV bring a shovel?
It loves to dig deep. - What did the motorhome say to the campground?
“I’m ready to park it!” - Why was the side-by-side always smiling?
It loved to hit the off-road! - What do you call a trailer with attitude?
A sassy-hitch. - Why was the ATV never bored?
It always had something to “trail” behind. - What’s a motorcycle’s least favorite season?
Winter—too “icy” to ride! - Why did the dirt bike blush?
It got stuck in the mud during a race. - What’s an RV’s favorite dessert?
Campfire s'mores. - What did the side-by-side say after a long trail ride?
“That was a-wheely fun!” - Why was the motorcycle always late?
It kept hitting “traffic jams.” - What do ATVs eat for breakfast?
Trail mix and a little gas! - Why did the trailer never panic?
It was always in tow. - What’s a motorhome’s favorite movie genre?
Road-trippers! - How does a side-by-side apologize?
“I’m sorry if I took the wrong turn.” - Why did the dirt bike get a promotion?
It always "muddled" through the competition. - What did the motorcycle say to the open road?
“You’re my path to freedom!” - How does an RV plan its trips?
It maps out the “wheely” fun stops. - What’s a trailer’s favorite part of the day?
Hitching time! - Why do ATVs make great storytellers?
They always leave a trail of excitement. - What did the motorhome say at the campground talent show?
“This is my time to shine!” - Why did the side-by-side refuse to settle down?
It wasn’t ready to park just yet! - What do you call an RV that loves surprises?
A happy camper! - How do dirt bikes write love letters?
With a little dirt and a lot of heart. - What did the motorcycle say after a long ride?
“That really revved me up!” - Why did the ATV start a podcast?
It had a lot of off-road stories to tell. - Why was the trailer always calm?
It’s used to rolling with the punches. - What’s a dirt bike’s favorite weather?
Muddy with a chance of fun! - How do you compliment a motorhome?
“You’re really driving the fun!” - Why don’t ATVs make good chefs?
They always overcook the “trail mix.” - What did the side-by-side say to the mountain trail?
“Let’s do this—double the fun!” - Why did the RV love crossword puzzles?
It enjoyed a good "cross-country" challenge. - What’s a dirt bike’s favorite song?
"Born to Be Wild." - Why did the motorcycle refuse to slow down?
It couldn’t handle “braking” news. - What do ATVs do at the beach?
They love to hit the sand dunes. - Why was the trailer invited to every party?
It knew how to bring the goods. - What’s an RV’s favorite vacation spot?
Anywhere with hookups! - How does a side-by-side relax after a long day?
By parking it on the couch. - What’s a dirt bike’s favorite video game?
“Need for Speed.” - Why did the ATV get a speeding ticket?
It couldn’t resist tearing up the trails! - What do trailers and comedians have in common?
They both love a good setup. - What’s an RV’s favorite pickup line?
“I’ve got a lot of space for you.” - Why did the motorcycle get a new helmet?
To keep a lid on its excitement. - How do ATVs make friends?
By staying grounded but always ready to ride.